January 2012
ibrokethebat:
rip 2011
2011-2011
“Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men...”
– —Meryl Streep, on being told that she often plays “strong-minded women.”
(via womenaresociety)
December 2011
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I love the beer guy at work
I’m all “Scott I don’t know what to get. Pick good things out for me” and he does. That’s all I want. Love him.
deciding what kind of alcohol to buy is too...
why can’t someone just pick stuff out for me and i’ll just pay for it. i like that idea.
wwiao:
ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
watevvr:
cuz when ur 15 and someone on the internet tells you ur perfect ur gonna believe them
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not quickcheck
darrin: well i got a sandwich like that at quick check once
me: oh wait.. are we quick check? hey jacleen is this quick check?
jacleen: no this is not a quick check.
darrin: .....
me: yeah pretty sure this isn't a quick check so we can't make that for you
darrin: but you probably have the stuff to make it
me: *manager walks by* oh hey jason. i have a question. is this quick check?
jason: nope. not quick check
me: see. we're not quick check. we can't make you that here.
darrin: why do you guys hate me today?
me: we picked your name out of a hat. and we're still not quick check.
Watchschech:
This boy’s uncle gave him a shake weight for christmas.
Aw man, it looked like he was going to break into song and then it ended.
Missing E: Hey Tumblr, we're gonna make your god-awful website layout usable
Tumblr: Hey everybody, Missing E has herpes
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my mom apparently bought dayquil for me today
she can’t find it.
she bought it today. and lost it.
this weather sucks. can it please just stay cold...
it’s killing my allergies.
